If you go to a party alone looking like this, no doubt your evening will end like this..


Don't get married please!! (peace, police, disco)


"SHIT STUFF BIRD PUSSY" (4.5x6 - ink on paper HPR collection 2005)


Please note: "if there single get em, but if there not still fuckem" WHICH IS SO TRUE! (go ahead and call the number, if you dare)


I'm not really sure what this is, but the creator was abviously on to something.

** A must see - the letters of Roland Person ESQ! **


UH-OH!

OH NO!

Angie Smith, swimming to glory - THANKS A LOT INTERNET!


"Well, you should probably not be drunk and HIGH!"

This Joan Miró is signed on the inside, "I drank your blood but no longer love you."
You are very welcome to call any of these numbers, if you'd like.
I called one of the phone numbers above and whispered, "The missing child will sleep safely tonight, don't drink the milk because it's spoiled". The person had the nerve to hang up.
The above sheet of paper belonged to Bobby Fischer. He's certainly onto something.
The Delfonics onces said: "Ha Ha Ha Means That I No Longer Love You".
The back of this photo reads, "HUMAN SACRIFICE MEANS I'LL LIVE FOREVER - 666"
It's gonna be an, OH MY GOD, WHITE WEDDING!
"HELLO!"
Found in a Kate Bush LP, it figures.